Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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