Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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