Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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