it was like eating out sand paper
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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