So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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