And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
