no. you can't hotbox the world.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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