She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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