so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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