Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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