Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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