She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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