nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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