Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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