Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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