bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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