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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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