Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
