have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
3pm strippers are depressing
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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