D3 body, D1 cock
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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