wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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