To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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