I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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