My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
