Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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