It's Friday. Sex?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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