this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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