i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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