It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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