Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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