i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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