So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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