Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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