I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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