Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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