Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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