Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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