writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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