So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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