ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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