Me. At least after what I've been through.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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