You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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