ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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