Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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