went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i believe in u and ur pee
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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