I will die if light touches me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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