Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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