thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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