Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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