He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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