big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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