There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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