and you said cock pushups were impossible
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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